Santa Claus is Coming to Greenville!
Every year, Santa Claus sets out to bring joy to every little girl and boy. One thing is for certain, Santa can’t come down with a back ache on Christmas eve! Unfortunately, Santa Claus has a few things working against him every year.
Consider first his age. He’s way older than the oldest grandparents we know and this is enough of a reason for some people to have aches and pains.
We know that age, activity and weight alone do not cause back pain. If age caused back pain, then everyone who received an unsolicited AARP card in the mail would be instantly crippled by pain. This simply isn’t the case. Activity isn’t the problem either! I personally know many people who do 100 mile bike rides and compete in triathlons who are well into their 70’s and suffer no ill effects. What about weight? Certainly being overweight is a liability, but consider a very heavy truck rolling down the highway. If the front wheel is out of alignment the tire will wear out faster than all the others. If it is in alignment, there are no problems!
The problem is not the weight, it’s the alignment. Fix the alignment and the weight is evenly distributed without any extra wear and tear on any one tire. I am one of thousands of chiropractors worldwide who can provide that critical alignment service. I volunteer my services to Santa Claus, the elves, and even those overworked reindeer who must fly gracefully over hill and dale with ever expanding sacs of toys, Nintendos, Play Station IIIs, and even iPads for those who haven’t been naughty.
One of the best reasons why Santa Claus chooses chiropractic care for his aches and pains is simply this; there are no drugs involved. Let’s face it, would you want Santa flying around the globe under the influence of strong pain medications? Just image the effect on his take offs and landings up on the roof top, click, click, crash, bang, boom! In his business there is no room for error. Consider the hazards of gliding down all those chimneys, and how important a sturdy back is for that one activity!
If Santa Claus puts his faith in the care of chiropractors worldwide just like me here in Greenville, perhaps it is time for you to consider back care with Eastside Chiropractic as well!
Merry Christmas!
Dr. David H. Mruz
Toys for Tots Greenville Drive and Raffle
For each new, unwrapped toy donation, you will receive 1 entry into our raffle. Prizes include a Blu-Ray player, restaurant gift certificates, and Mary Kay cosmetics.
Want more entries? Refer a new patient to our office in Greenville, and we will give you three extra entries. Hurry! The drawing will be held December 17.
Eastside Chiropractic is giving back this holiday season. We are offering our initial exam and any necessary x-rays (a value of $210) in exchange for a new $10 toy. All toys will go to Toys for Tots .
This is a great opportunity to find out if chiropractic can help you, or someone you love, to live a healthier and more productive life.
Interested? Call 292-6777 to set up an appointment in our Greenville SC office. Offer expires December 17, 2010.
Update: Thanks to your generosity, Eastside Chiropractic filled four big collection boxes with toys this Christmas.
We enjoyed partnering with the Toys for Tots program to make Christmas better for children. Thank you for bringing toys!
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